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My Top 5 Favorite Movies From The Non-Existent In-Car DVD Player Of My Youth

For all intents and purposes; I was born in 1979. When there was hi-fi not wi-fi. I’ve been on several family road trips spanning chasms of time I’ll never get back. I swear, one time we spent 11 hours in a car and 5 of it was stand-still traffic. I actually started to contemplate eating my brother towards the end. If you grew up in that era you can understand what it was like to sit in a car and watch your youth die on the vine as you breathed in the fumes.

Tonight, my son asked me what movies I used to watch on long car rides when I was a boy. After laughing for 17 minutes I decided to *screen cap* a few of my favorites from IMDB. I’m going to show him them in the morning. I thought some of you would enjoy them, too. I’m sure most of you watched the same movies on your road trips that I did while stuck in the backseat of a car in the 80s or previous. In no particular order, My Top 5 Favorite Movies From The Non-Existent In-Car DVD Player Of My Youth:

1. The Scenery

1THESCENERY

2. How Much Crap Can I Do To My Brother While He’s Sleeping?

2HOW MUCH

3. Empty Threats 2

3EMPTY

4. The Quiet Game

4QUIET

5. Hell Road: The Last Ten Minutes

5HELL

 

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My Librarian

Liberry

Quote from talking with my wife last night on the porch. The picture is of one of our bookshelves. The NSA may spy on me, and my mother may pry at me, but in the end my librarian knows more about me than anyone.

I (just don’t) give a fuck.

FK

Why is everyone so proud to proclaim they don’t give a fuck?

I give a fuck. I give a fuck about a lot of things. There are things I don’t

give a fuck about, but I don’t give a fuck about them, so saying I don’t give

a fuck about them in a public forum would just constitute giving a fuck on

some fucking level. What the fuck?

This is all about the fucks I give. To the fucking future!